Hi! Dave and I would like one million dollars please. We plan on doing this by asking one million people for one dollar each. Everyone's got a dollar we're sure of it. Its not for a cause and will be simply to allow us, Dave and Kurt, to own ONE MILLION DOLLARS! We have established a few rules to make this more awesome.
RULES
1. We will not spend a dime of the money until we get one million dollars. Not. One. Cent.
2. We will be completely honest in our askings and dealings with the people who choose to donate. They will know that their money is going to us and will not be given to charity, or rather to some idiot who plans to make money pretending to be a part of a charity. We just want a million dollars.
3. To be continued....
